“Did u see her nudes, it only got 3 notes, even after reblogging it twice”
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
The only dates i get are updates
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
When you check for the calories,
” OMG, oh well!”
